Okay, now this is just fucking absurd. I'm not sure if you have heard about Palm's new Palm Pre, but it is fucking amazing. Experts everywhere said that it will demolish the iPhone and create a new standard for phone technology everywhere. I have never seen such great reception of a phone since the iPhone came out.
Don't get me wrong, I hate the iPhone. I hate Apple. I hate iTunes. I hate Macs. I loathe Mac users. I hate my own fucking iPod touch. All of them are equally annoying, terrible, and overpriced. When the iPhone was released, Apple patented multi-touch. Yes, it is bullshit. Why you ask? Because there are countless numbers of phones, tablets, and many other touch screen appliances that utilize multitouch technology.
The iPhone is NOT the first. Not even close. But nobody has got the patent for it because not everyone is a total douchebag like Steve Jobs. Until just recently. Now, Apple's legal team can financially bitchslap anybody who decides to use multi touch. But they don't. Or at least they didn't. But now with the release of the Palm Pre, Apple is going to try to stay the best phone by eliminating their own competition.
This amazing phone uses multi touch. And Apple has decided to go after it because it is said to be the iPhone killer. This revolutionary phone may not even reach the market because of Apple's cocksucking legal team. They COULD have the option to either sue Palm for large amounts of money or make the Palm Pre not even reach the consumers. But where is the fun in this debate without hypocrisy? The iPhone has violated 4 of Palm's patents. This may not be a risk that Apple is willing to take.
TLDR: In short, Apple could possibly have the ability to keep this amazing phone (Palm Pre) from reaching the stores because Steve Jobs' turtlenecks are cutting off circulation to his head and making him an even bigger douchebag idiot then could possibly be imagined.
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